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| Bag Player Profile |
| Jay Chicken Legs Alexander |
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| Jay
Lover Boy Chicken Legs Alexander, alias the 1998 Bushwood Club
Champion. Also known as "No More Tears"
Alexander, LBCL is an inveterate whiner, crying at the drop of a
hat. Jay has walked off more courses than the average golfer has
walked on. He and his Polish brother, The Village, have a
continuing battle over 1. Who's the most intelligent - moot
point! 2. Who gets the most women - LBCL in a landslide!
and 3. Who is the better looking - WHAT? Chicken is from the
Gordie Howe school of golf, slapping at the ball with wild
abandon. A true legend in his own mind, Chicken searches
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| look-out. A fragile ego mandates that
he remain joyless on the links, forever believing that he can actually
play the game. He has an adorable habit of decelerating the club
head on the way down as if he has genuine concern for inflicting harm
on the ball. Hence, he can block them right with the best of them, the
center left side of the fairway remaining virgin (like him) territory.
Possessing the aggressiveness of a mealy worm, he remains mired in
self doubt, pity and hopelessness. Despite the best efforts of his
twin, Village and his half brother, Chop, he continues to live a
golfing life unfulfilled. |
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