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| Bag Player Profile |
| James CHOP Thompson |
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| James
Chop Thompson alias fat ass, supposedly a PGA Club
Professional and instructor. Fatty's teaching philosophy
is basically, "Do as I say, NOT as I do." Chop
has all the shots and any one of them can come at any time
including his patented "hosel cut". A product of
years of practice and intense coaching and high school and
college golf, none of which has apparently stuck with him, Chop
lashes away on the links, promising that next time he's shooting
lights out. Due to the extremely technical nature of the Chop's
swing, it is impossible to analyze his swing. Suffice it to say
that it is a virtual Pandora's Box, full of |

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| mystery and unwanted surprises. It can
be said, however, that Chop has made some remarkable adjustments in
his swing, made necessary by his extreme increase in girth. It is
truly amazing to see him actually make contact after negotiating a
path around his substantial belly. This terrific increase in body mass
has had a positive effect on Chop's center of gravity, it being
somewhere between his butt and knees, making him akin to a Joe Palooka
doll or Webbil that cannot be knocked over. |
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