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Bag Player Profile
James CHOP Thompson
James Chop Thompson alias fat ass, supposedly a PGA Club Professional and instructor.  Fatty's teaching philosophy is basically, "Do as I say, NOT as I do."  Chop has all the shots and any one of them can come at any time including his patented "hosel cut".  A product of years of practice and intense coaching and high school and college golf, none of which has apparently stuck with him, Chop lashes away on the links, promising that next time he's shooting lights out. Due to the extremely technical nature of the Chop's swing, it is impossible to analyze his swing. Suffice it to say that it is a virtual Pandora's Box, full of

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mystery and unwanted surprises. It can be said, however, that Chop has made some remarkable adjustments in his swing, made necessary by his extreme increase in girth. It is truly amazing to see him actually make contact after negotiating a path around his substantial belly. This terrific increase in body mass has had a positive effect on Chop's center of gravity, it being somewhere between his butt and knees, making him akin to a Joe Palooka doll or Webbil  that cannot be knocked over.
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