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Jekyll 2007

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2007 Awards

purple dotHostess of the Year - (Island Only) - Heidi

purple dotMileage Award - Kevin Hemi 2 - Small Block
purple dotLeast Alcohol Consumed, retaining personality  - Badger
purple dotMost Alcohol Consumed, retaining personality - Laarrry
purple dotHeidi Sniffing Award - Hemi 1
purple dotMost Improved (at golf) - Matt
purple dotShot O' the Week - Andy - Eagle 2
purple dotHostess of the Year - (Off Island) - Carol
purple dotWorst Decision - cart paths only at Oleander
purple dotLongest Club Toss - TIE - Badger and Andy
purple dotKing of All Par 3's Award - Steve, he brought them to their knees
purple dotWorse Putting Form (and least putts made, i.e. "Clueless") - Badger
purple dotWorst Shanks - another TIE - Phil and Andy
purple dotSportsmanship Award - Dan
purple dotDavis Love III Award - Andrew Bratt
purple dotBall Hawking Award - in a landslide, Small Block, Hemi 2
purple dotMost Perplexing Nickname Award - "Dog Rocket"
purple dotMeltdown Award - Dan, 41 on front, followed by smooth 53 on the back
purple dotHonorary Laird Hook Award - Brian Rowe
purple dotVirgin Chunks Award - Gary Greg
purple dotIron Gramps Award - Larrry, Steve, and Craig 11 rounds at age 59+
purple dotMost Stitches - Small Block
purple dotBest Use of a Lob Wedge - Laarry
purple dotSteady Play Award - Craig
purple dotLongest Club Toss for Par - Hemi 2 Small Block
purple dotJekyll Drink of the Year Award - Small Block for the Screwdriver, that's Vodka and Orange Juice for all of you bartenders that don't know

purple dotBalls of Steel Award - Phil, for poking gator on #10 on Indian Mound with his club

purple dotA What?, A Snare Award - Dan
purple dotTallest Golfer - Matt - 5'7"
purple dotRaging Maniac Award - Small Block, for destroying his sand wedge and then cutting himself on it while trying to throw it into a lake, which he failed to do!
purple dotJekyll/Hyde Award - Laarry, makes 8 on #11 on Oleander and follows up the next day with a  birdie 4 on the same hole
purple dotLongest Trip for So-So Golf - Brian, all the way from Alaska
 
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