2004 Jekyll Island Quiz

Who Shot 75 at Laurel Island?
1. Shad
2. Andy
3. Laaaaaaaaaaary
4. Not a goddamned person
What was the worst injury sustained at Jekyll Island?
1. Steve's pride because he couldn't get out of a fucking bunker.
2. Matt torso lacerations caused by ill fitting swing jacket.
3. Laaaary. After having Shad run him over with a golf cart on Pine Lakes.
4. Laaaary. After he impaled himself on a tree branch hitting a punch out.
Who puked the most during the 2004 Trip?
1. Phil Laird
2. Roger "Hemi" Laird
3. Craig
4. Both Shad and Phil
Who in the group is most likely to appear in the "World Series of Poker"?
1. Roger "Hemi" Laird
2. Steve Laird
3. Craig Fletcher
4. Shad Huffer
Who was caught singing the theme song from "Shaft" during dinner?
1. Steve Laird
2. Phil Laird
3. Andy Bratt
4. Laaaary Laird
Who took over maid boffing for Windesmear this year?
1. Laaaaary Laird
2. Andy Bratt
3. Craig Fletcher
4. Hemi Laird
Where does Todd Gates hang out now that Mr. Hydes has imploded?
1. At Flash Foods shoplifting.
2. At the beach, contemplating life.
3. With Andy's black meat at the Condo Restaurant.
4. With Craig Fletcher in his room for "nap" time whenever Craig's on the Island.
Why was ther no "Hair Gravy" this year at the Quality Inn?
1. People complained too much about having to shave their throats.
2. Nobody knows for sure and nobody really gives a damn.
3. They stopped cleaning the traps in the bathrooms thereby eliminating their hair supply.
4. They had to make more room on the counter for stale, week old bagels.
What was the true identity of the maintenance man at the Quality Inn?
1. The long missing Judge Crane
2. Michael Jackson posing as a wild eyed hillbilly.
3. An extra from the "Night of the Living Dead".
4. He was Charles Manson's twin brother.
Finally, who landed a big clothing modeling contract soon after returning from Jekyll Island?
1. Shad Huffer, with Nike, he already owns most of their inventory anyway.
2. Laaaary
3. Phil Laird
4. Hemi Laird