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| Bag Player Profile |
| Larry Slash and Burn
Laird |
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| Larry
Slash and Burn Laird alias "The King Bag". An aging
hacker with no permanent swing thoughts. An absolute slasher of
the ball. Rivals Jungle as a tinkerer. Slash has reached a
level of senility that requires him to buy a new set of clubs
every year, in the warped belief that it has to be the
equipment! A guy that refuses to give it up and sit down and
play rummy with the rest of the seniors. His only claim to fame
is that he has positively NO claim to fame. Known to have a
drinking problem. This, of |
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given the state of his (game?). Slash loves to come over the top,
developing sufficient swing speed to leave his feet. In his quest to
prevent looking at the asses of his playing partners after the tee
ball, Slash can completely exhaust himself generating club head speed.
He has been known to be too tired to finish the back side. Slash
plays more golf than the rest of the bags combined, due mainly to the
fact that he has no real job. This disproves that old adage
"Practice makes perfect" as Slash's game is definitely
headed for the dumpster. |
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