The trip is history for another
year and, what a trip it was as it marked the return or Earle W
(Lord Windesmear) Laird to the Isle. Smear had been sidelined
last year after open heart surgery but bounced back in 2005 to play
18 holes a day for six straight days and celebrate his 84th birthday
on December 2nd! The Smear, shown center below with sons Larry
(left) and Steve (right) was no worse for the wear and is probably
in as good a shape as anyone.
Much more to come...2005
photos, stats, quiz, and personal memoirs - check back often.
Missing In
Action in 2005
Crystal Meth
Joannie
Todd Gates
Charlene
Information obtained from the new
drink cart dude, Karl, the crack smoking brother of Crystal Meth,
indicates that Crystal, Joannie, and Charlene were all shit canned
by the new management of Morgan's Grill. Todd, on the other hand is
likely rotting in a swamp somewhere.
Golfing Backslide
Award
Shad Huffer
Best Sand Play Award
Larrry Laird
Best Putting
Award
Craig Fletcher
Straight Driving Award
Lord Windesmear
Worst Chipping Ever Award
(World Record) 20 chips and a whiff in just 9 holes
Matt Fletcher
Sorest Hands (Deathgrip)
Hemi Laird
Most Doubles Made from
the Middle of the Goddamned Fairway
Steve Laird
Broken Club Award
Phil Laird
Big Tipper Award
Hemi Laird
Longest Club Toss Award
Laarry Laird
Able to be Taken out in Public
Award (Finally)
Shad Huffer
Most Sleep (or something) Award
Craig Fletcher
All Shrimp Diet Award
Lord Windesmear
3 Day Hangover Award
Matt Fletcher
Second Worst Chipping Ever Award
Andy Bratt
No Puke Award
Phil Laird
World's Greatest Poker Player
Matt Fletcher
Generally Improved Award
Steve Laird
Material
Wanted!
I need material for this year's website.
Please email me your stories, articles, opinions etc. Got a good "White Death"
story? Send it to me.
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