Jekyll Island 2009

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Corey, Corey Corey!

The 2009 Jekyll Island Golf Trip is history! Eight players endedCorey! up teeing it up on the Isle.

We were without Steve with an injury and Hemi and Shad did not participate for personal reasons.  Hemi 2 was a no show once again. A late addition to the field was Corey Fletcher.  Corey (right, shown christening the courses before his first tee shot) was a nice addition. He is a great young man with a terrific golf game. It was a pleasure to have him with us this year. 

While the weather could have been a bit better I think everyone had a great time. Please email me any pictures, stories, or anecdotes you have.  I also need nominees for the Annual Awards. Brian (Left Coast Bias) shot the swing videos and they are now available here or from the menu left.

Sadly, I took no pictures.  Hope someone did.


The Lesson Tee (from 2008)
 

 

 

Shoe leather express

Ho Ho Ho

 

 

 

 

 



 

 
 
 
 
 
 

2009 Jekyll Cup

Jekyll Cup

After 36 holes of spirited play, the Laird team finally bested the Fletcher squad.  In one match that featured considerable drama, including a chip in birdie by Corey that could have sent a match to the final home, Laarry followed with a long putt to match the Fletcher team's 3 and ice the match for the Lairds.

Please send me any of your  remembrances of  the Jekyll Cup event so I can include them.

 

Tire Story

Last Saturday after the Jekyll Cup I was getting ready to leave the course when I noticed my left rear tire was flat. I went into the Pro Shop and talked with Terry Z. and he told me the course had a compressor and arranged for one of the starters to lead me back to the maintenance shed to pump it up. After doing so I drove back to the QI for the evening's festivities.

Next morning I went out early and found the tire flat once more.  It was Sunday and the day we were leaving the Island. ..continued here

 
2009 Jekyll Theme Video
This video has now replaced waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay. And, it's definitely more painful to watch than playing #1 at Pine Lakes in 35 degree cold and rain.
 

Dan and Captain Joe
Dan and Captain Joe

 

The Cove

Warm-Up Round

Dan Pickett, Phil Laird, Brian Rowe, and Laarry Laird participated in this year's warm-up round at Sanctuary Cove.  It was a fun round at a really nice track.  That is, once Laarry and Phil finally got there. Laarry neglected to read his own web site for directions and the pair drove past the exit and got off at the Jekyll exit.  Fearing they were in error, they stopped at a Stuckey's to get directions.  Assured that the course was "just down der yonder" the duo wasted 40 minutes driving aimlessly around.

 

Golf Quiz

How Much Do You Know About Golf?

This is multiple choice. If you select a wrong answer, the ball moves only so far down the fairway and stops and you are charged with one stroke.

Keep selecting the answers that you think are correct and the ball moves down the fairway until you get the right answer and the ball goes in the hole.

If you have the correct answer right away, the ball goes directly in the hole - a hole in one.

Take Quiz

 

2009 Jekyll Awards


Answers own question - Larry - Don't do anything stupid - I won't.

Jim Ganahl - Dan - We won't play tomorrow

Left Coast Bias - Brian

Big East Bias - Phil

Best use of F Word - Tie (Phil and Bobby Knight)

Most honest person - the waitress that gave me my 50 back that was stuck to another 50

Ron Rico award - Phil

USGA handicapper - Craig

Largest Penis (proportionately) - Ducks

Dynamic caddy award - Larry and Craig, Larry knew distance to hole and Craig knew back of green

Best Argyle cameo - David

Best Chippers - Tie Corey and Larry

Best 20 minute rant using only 3 words - Phil - Texas Suck $uck

Best flop shots - Dan

Longest hole ever - #1 at Pine Lakes in 35 degree cold and rain

Best debut - Corey on #1 at Pine Lakes

Best TV moment - Corey chipping in to stay in match and telling Brian wait until Larry putts who then runs in a 38 footer to win it

Best idea ever - Dan - Jekylll Cup

Rubber Brisket - Blackbeards

Pizza Hero - Craig, for going to get pie twice.

Flash Foods Patronage - TIE, Andy and Craig

Horse Sports - Matt and Brian, for gamely taking beating after beating

Coon Master - Brian in a landslide, only man alive that can coon a 9 iron

Shortest Backswing - Phil, just take her back about waist high and fire.

Shortest Irons - Craig - Laarry and he worked on this for 9 holes and never did figure out - why??

Highest Pop-Ups with a Driver - Dan, at the practice round at Sanctuary Cove

130+MPH Swing Speed - Corey

Most Improved as Week Went On - Andy

Went to Hell as Week Went On - Laarry

Married to His Phone - Dan

Most Improved Driving - Matt

Nutted 155 yard 3 Woods - Phil

Anxious Spectator - Steve, he really wanted to play

Flys eyes (aka Texas Belt Buckle) - Andy

Federal Aviation Safety Award - Dan

Best new Employee - Chris Obama

Still the best employee - ConseulO

Best Restaurant - Blackbeard's Thursday

Worst Restaurant - Blackbeard's Friday

Photo Finish Award
- Phil for just making it to the toilet at the Quality Inn

Hitting a Hog Award - Dan

Official Beer of Jekyll - Yuengling

Green Award - Dan two years in a row saving the planet by driving a hybrid

Something about Mary Singer Award - The lounge singer at Blackbeard's

Pillow Biter Award - that same lounge singer at Blackbeard's

Anyone have any more awards? Email me at larry@lairdslair.com

 

 

 
 
 
 

 


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